Dave Kilbourne, L.W.S., E.T.C.

Licensed Word Smith

Writer of Words

Specializing in English Language Words

Synonyms, Antonyms, Homonyms & Idioms

Metaphors, Analogies & Similes

Lavish use of Vowels & Consonants

Partial Listing of Services Provided:

Humorous Wedding Toasts & Obituaries

Written Statements of All Kinds for All Purposes

Fictionalized Accounting of Supposedly True Events

Columnist, Humorist, Satirist, & Ironist

Personal Memoirs of Little Consequence

Oxymorons for All Occasions

Quotes, Quips, Witticisms

Witty Repartee & Insults

Criticisms, Critiques & Other Self-Serving Verbosity

Unsolicited Opinions Ad Nauseam

Tall Tales & Short Stories

Book Reports & Homework Assignments

Miscellaneous Instructions for Assembly

Advice & Personal Servicing of the Lovelorn

Granting of Poetic License

Microbrew Journalism, Recipes & Tasting Reviews

Pharmaceutical Prescriptions

campkilbrn@aol.com

530-345-0900 (o)

530-680-5776 (m)

2380 Alamo Avenue, back by the pizza oven

Chico, CA. 95926